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Ugly Mug

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The world famous UGLY MUG. Send us a picture of a friend, relative or anyone you like, and we will affix this hilarious pun. Funny novelty mug for any occasion.
 
Price: £9.99

 

Big Penguin Mug

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This will be worth a fortune one day! Limited edition Big Penguin mug. More sexually exciting than an evening with Girls Aloud.
 
Price: £6.99

Always Remember Novelty Mug

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Very good advice. Follow the rule: sense of power for the lady, getting laid for the chaps.
 
Price: £7.99

Well Hung Novelty Mug

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Monsterously funny novelty mug, specifically for the more generously endowed gentleman. Or the complete lying bastard.
 
Price: £7.99

Stroke My Beard Novelty Mug

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Hilarious figure of fun? Smoother than a babies behind? Complete twat? Comic Genius? Ridiculously good beard.
 
Price: £8.99

S.T.Diva Novelty Mug

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Not been putting on your trunks before going swimming? Or do you know someone who has a cheeky dabble on the sex lottery every weekend? Either way, this mug is sure to amuse.
 
Price: £7.99

Weed Leaf Novelty Mug

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For lovers of the magic plant. Or buy it for your gran and tell her its a rare species of fern.
 
Price: £7.99

Bender Novelty Mug

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Where has he been putting that spoon to get it so twisted and out of shape? The smile gives him away.
 
Price: £8.99

Got Milk Novelty Mug

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Need a funny novelty mug?                                                                       
Read slogan. Laugh uncontrolably. Buy mug. Make tea.
 
Price: £7.99

Fuck Caffeine Novelty Mug

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Sometimes caffeine just isn't enough and its time for a quick blast on the crack pipe. Mmm, nice and warm.
 
Price: £7.99

If I Was God Novelty Mug

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This is what any sane person with unlimited power would do, have a chill, smoke a cig, use France as an ashtray.
 
Price: £7.99

Aint No Mug

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A mug with attitude. He dont take no shit, he aint no mug, anyone who says different... no wait; actually he is a mug.
 
Price: £7.99

Blue Pill Novelty Mug

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You would have to be hard to disagree with that. Funny novelty mug for all the randy young Mr. Hefner's out there.
 
Price: £7.99

Mr. Diddley Novelty Mug

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After a weekend on the little fella's you need nothing more than to relax with a nice cuppa... and a big fat 20 bag... and some hardcore porn.
 
Price: £7.99

Beer Wish Novelty Mug

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It has recently been proven, through extensive scientific research, that beer improves performance in the workplace...
 
Price: £7.99

Wheelchair Novelty Mug

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Some may see this as an offensive mug, but the truth is; it is actually the new logo for the NHS...
 
Price: £7.99

Whipped Novelty Mug

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Is your mate or boyfriend a bit minge whipped? Buy them this novelty mug as a costant reminder of their complete lack of authority...
 
Price: £7.99

All Day Tripper Novelty Mug

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It would be nice to be constantly tripping, until your boss asked why you were playing rock, paper, scissors with the plant in the corner...
 
Price: £7.99

Boss Novelty Mug

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Show everyone who's the boss with this amusing novelty mug, after all, you are better than them...
 
Price: £7.99

 
 
Big Penguin provides cool and funny coffee mugs and gadgets, whether it be for a birthday or other speacial occasion.
 
To purchase an item simply click on the 'Buy/Info' button and then click 'Add To Basket' and you will be taken to the payment screen.
 
All our novelty mugs are printed using the latest sublimation technology, which infuses the design into the surface of the mug. This results in a perfectly smooth finish, and a completely dishwasher safe product.
 
All our gifts are of the highest standard and meet all saftey regulations.  Best of all, our gifts and mugs will make you appear devilishly funny and irresistably attractive.

Please take a minute to check out the up and coming Yuwie, its just like other social networking sites except they actually pay you just to use it. We here at Big Penguin are strong supporters of the project.

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