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Sonic Grenade
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Pull the pin out, throw it and a very loud, annoying noise is emmited. Cool gift for
pissing people off, or for that lazy teenager...
Price: £10.99
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Elastic Band Gun
Fires elastic bands at eye bothering velocity. Warning: can cause severe
pain and damage, but first you must practice your aim...
Price: £7.99
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USB Missile Launcher
Use your computer to fire missiles at random passers by. Cool birthday
present for the office, or at home to fire at your little sister...
Price: £27.99
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Inductive Tank
Mysterious magical powers reside within this toy. Draw a course and the tank will follow it...
Price: £9.99
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Talking Toilet Paper Roll
Record your message and it will play everytime someone uses the paper. Endless fun to be had...
Price: £11.99
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Gupi the Guinea Pig
Super intelligent robotic guinea pig. Acts exactly like the real thing. Wont shit on your floor...
Price: £39.99
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Talking Beer Glass
The ulimate birthday present, enjoy a cool beer, and a rewarding conversation, if it could suck you off
there'd be no need for women...
Price: £10.99
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Ear Spy
Cool spy gift to listen in on top secret conversations. You can BE James Bond! Minus the women,
champagne and fast cars...
Price: £8.99
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Stud Undies
Ridiculously "large" comedy underpants. Give the demeanour of being hung like an enormous mule...
Price: £5.99
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Shocking Lie Detector
Don't be telling any porkies or you will get shocked. Find out where the other half really was last night,
not "held up at work", i'll bet...
£16.99
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Half Yard Of Ale
Be a hero, neck this enormous amount of beer, swagger around with invincible status for a bit; then
fall on your arse...
Price: £9.99
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The Brick
Realistic looking brick which can be thrown at guests and relatives...
Price: £8.99
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Shocking Arm Wrestle
Get pissed and challenge your mates, the loser gets shocked. Very cool present for birthdays or just
a friday night after the pub...
Price: £17.99
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Sexy Lady Strip Mug
Fill with a hot drink and her clothes will disappear. Drink holding vessel and female nakedness, what more
d'you want?...
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Celebrity Strip Mug
Add hot water. No more clothes for her. But who is this mysterious girl...
Price: £8.99
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Male Strip Mug
One for the ladies, for that closeted best friend to coax him out of the cupboard, or to
piss off your homophobic male friend...
Price: £7.99
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Up Yours Nose Hair Trimmer
Give the finger to those horrible spiders legs protruding from your nose. Perfect for the poorly
groomed, modern day, hairy man...
Price: £11.99
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Fly Slapper
Better than whacking that annoying fly with a boring old newspaper, splat it between these comedy
hands...
Price: £
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Football Radio
Listen to the football, on your very own football radio, while sat in the bath, playing with
your footballs...
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Tv Gun Remote
The coolest possible way to change the channel. While sat on your fat, lazy, bottom...
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Candy Grabber
Everybody loves candy, hence the song "I Want Candy" and... wait
a minute... this link isn't going anywhere...
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Interactive Robot
Highly sophisticated, programmable robot. So advanced that he can solve a Rubix cube with his
genitals...
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Battle Helicopters
State of the art mini helicopters, fight each other mid air with onboard lasers which disable
the opponent...
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Desktop Mini Racing
Re-enact the Italian rob while you're supposed to be working, with these mini racers...
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Swearing Parrot
This little bugger will swear until he's blue in the face. Obviously the best thing to do is
turn him on when the mother in-law is round, and then leave the room...
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USB Finger Dance Mat
Simply the best thing you can do with your fingers! Stick them in a cardboard John Travolta and
have a boogie...
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Sumo Wars
No witty description needed here; it is a toy where you can battle fat men from japan, it really
sells itself...
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USB Lipstick
Sleek and sophisticated, great for birthday present. USB flash drive cleverly disguised
as a lipstick...
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USB Bouncer
If ya names not down you're not comin in. This guy will protect your computer by handing out
patronising warnings...
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