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Sonic Grenade

Sonic Grenade

 

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Pull the pin out, throw it and a very loud, annoying noise is emmited. Cool gift for pissing people off, or for that lazy teenager...

                                                                            

Price: £10.99

Elastic Band Gun

Elastic Band Gun

 
 
Fires elastic bands at eye bothering velocity. Warning: can cause severe pain and damage, but first you must practice your aim...
 
Price: £7.99

USB Missile Launcher

USB Missile Launcher

 
 
Use your computer to fire missiles at random passers by. Cool birthday present for the office, or at home to fire at your little sister...
 
                                                          Price: £27.99

Inductive Tank

Inductive Tank

 
 
Mysterious magical powers reside within this toy. Draw a course and the tank will follow it...
 
Price: £9.99

Talking Toilet Paper Roll

Talking Toilet Paper Roll

 
 
Record your message and it will play everytime someone uses the paper. Endless fun to be had...
 
Price: £11.99

Gupi the Guinea Pig

Gupi - The Robotic Guinea Pig.

 
 
Super intelligent robotic guinea pig. Acts exactly like the real thing. Wont shit on your floor...
 
Price: £39.99

Talking Beer Glass

Talking Tankard

 
 
The ulimate birthday present, enjoy a cool beer, and a rewarding conversation, if it could suck you off there'd be no need for women...
 
Price: £10.99

Ear Spy

Ear Spy

 
 
Cool spy gift to listen in on top secret conversations. You can BE James Bond! Minus the women, champagne and fast cars...
 
Price: £8.99

Stud Undies

Stud Undies

 
 
Ridiculously "large" comedy underpants. Give the demeanour of being hung like an enormous mule...
 
Price: £5.99

Shocking Lie Detector

Electric Shock Lie Detector

 
 
Don't be telling any porkies or you will get shocked. Find out where the other half really was last night, not "held up at work", i'll bet...
 
£16.99

Half Yard Of Ale

Half Yard Of Ale

 
 
Be a hero, neck this enormous amount of beer, swagger around with invincible status for a bit; then fall on your arse...
 
Price: £9.99

The Brick

The Brick

 
 
Realistic looking brick which can be thrown at guests and relatives...
 
Price: £8.99

Shocking Arm Wrestle

Shocking Arm Wrestle

 
 
Get pissed and challenge your mates, the loser gets shocked. Very cool present for birthdays or just a friday night after the pub...
 
Price: £17.99

Sexy Lady Strip Mug

Female Strip Mug

 
 
Fill with a hot drink and her clothes will disappear. Drink holding vessel and female nakedness, what more d'you want?...
 
 Price: £7.99

Celebrity Strip Mug

Celebrity Strip Mug

 
 
Add hot water. No more clothes for her. But who is this mysterious girl...
 
Price: £8.99

Male Strip Mug

Male Strip Mug

 
 
One for the ladies, for that closeted best friend to coax him out of the cupboard, or to piss off your homophobic male friend...
 
Price: £7.99

Up Yours Nose Hair Trimmer

"Up Yours" Nose Hair Trimmer

 
 
Give the finger to those horrible spiders legs protruding from your nose. Perfect for the poorly groomed, modern day, hairy man...
 
Price: £11.99
 

Fly Slapper

Fly Slapper

 
 
Better than whacking that annoying fly with a boring old newspaper, splat it between these comedy hands...
 
Price: £

Football Radio

Football Radio

 
 
Listen to the football, on your very own football radio, while sat in the bath, playing with your footballs...
 
Price: £

Tv Gun Remote

Tv Gun Remote

 
 
The coolest possible way to change the channel. While sat on your fat, lazy, bottom...
 
Price: £

Candy Grabber

Fairground Candy Grabber

 
 
Everybody loves candy, hence the song "I Want Candy" and... wait a minute... this link isn't going anywhere...
 
Price: £21.99

Interactive Robot

Interactive Robot

 
 
Highly sophisticated, programmable robot. So advanced that he can solve a Rubix cube with his genitals...
 
Price: £34.99

Battle Helicopters

Battle Helicopters

 
 
State of the art mini helicopters, fight each other mid air with onboard lasers which disable the opponent...

Desktop Mini Racing

Desktop Mini Racing

 
 
Re-enact the Italian rob while you're supposed to be working, with these mini racers...
 
Price: £18.99

Swearing Parrot

Swearing Parrot

 
 
This little bugger will swear until he's blue in the face. Obviously the best thing to do is turn him on when the mother in-law is round, and then leave the room...
 
Price: £16.99

USB Finger Dance Mat

Hello

 
 
Simply the best thing you can do with your fingers! Stick them in a cardboard John Travolta and have a boogie...
 
Price: £

Sumo Wars

Sumo Wars

 
 
No witty description needed here; it is a toy where you can battle fat men from japan, it really sells itself...
 
Price: £19.99

USB Lipstick

USB Lipstick

 
 
Sleek and sophisticated, great for birthday present. USB flash drive cleverly disguised as a lipstick...
 
Price: £18.99

USB Bouncer

USB Bouncer

 
 
If ya names not down you're not comin in. This guy will protect your computer by handing out patronising warnings...
 
Price: £

 
 
 
Big Penguin provides funny and cool presents and gadgets, whether it be a birthday or other speacial occasion.
 
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