Gadget Gifts

Birthday Gifts

Executive Gifts

Sonic Grenade   Buy / Info>>>   Pull the pin out, throw it and a very loud, annoying noise is emmited. Cool birthday present for pissing people off, or for that lazy teenager...                                                                              Price: £10.99

Elastic Band Gun   Buy / Info>>>   Fires elastic bands at eye bothering velocity. Warning: can cause severe pain and damage, but first you must practice your aim...   Price: £7.99

USB Missile Launcher   Buy / Info>>>   Use your computer to fire missiles at random passers by. Cool gift for the office or at home to fire at your little sister...                                                             Price: £27.99

Inductive Tank   Buy / Info>>>   Mysterious magical powers reside within this toy. Draw a course and the tank will follow it...   Price: £9.99

Talking Toilet Paper Roll   Buy / Info>>>   Record your message and it will play everytime someone uses the paper. Endless fun to be had, would make an orgasmic birthday gift...   Price: £11.99

Gupi the Guinea Pig   Buy / Info>>>   Super intelligent robotic guinea pig. Acts exactly like the real thing. Wont shit on your floor...   Price: £39.99

Talking Beer Glass   Buy / Info>>>   The ulimate birthday gift, enjoy a cool beer, and a rewarding conversation, if it could suck you off there'd be no need for women...   Price: £10.99

Ear Spy   Buy / Info>>>   Cool spy gift to listen in on top secret conversations. You can BE James Bond! Minus the women, champagne and fast cars...   Price: £8.99

Stud Undies   Buy / Info>>>   Ridiculously "large" comedy underpants. Give the demeanour of being hung like an enormous mule...   Price: £5.99

Shocking Lie Detector   Buy / Info>>>   Don't be telling any porkies or you will get shocked. Find out where the other half really was last night, not "held up at work", i'll bet...   £16.99

Half Yard Of Ale   Buy / Info>>>   Be a hero, neck this enormous amount of beer, swagger around with invincible status for a bit; then fall on your arse...   Price: £9.99

The Brick   Buy / Info>>>   Realistic looking brick which can be thrown at guests and relatives, perfect birthday gift for someone you don't really like...   Price: £8.99

Shocking Arm Wrestle   Buy / Info>>>   Get pissed and challenge your mates, the loser gets shocked. Very cool gift for birthdays or just a friday night after the pub...   Price: £17.99

Sexy Lady Strip Mug   Buy / Info>>>   Fill with a hot drink and her clothes will disappear. Drink holding vessel and female nakedness, what more d'you want?...    Price: £7.99

Celebrity Strip Mug   Buy / Info>>>   Add hot water. No more clothes for her. But who is this mysterious girl...   Price: £8.99

Male Strip Mug   Buy / Info>>>   One for the ladies, for that closeted best friend to coax him out of the cupboard, or to piss off your homophobic male friend...   Price: £7.99

Up Yours Nose Hair Trimmer   Buy/Info>>>   Give the finger to those horrible spiders legs protruding from your nose. Perfect birthday gift for the poorly groomed, modern day, hairy man...   Price: £TBA

Fly Slapper   Buy/Info>>>   Better than whacking that annoying fly with a boring old newspaper, splat it between these comedy hands...   Price: £TBA

Football Radio   Buy/Info>>>   Listen to the football, on your very own football radio, while sat in the bath, playing with your footballs...   Price: £TBA

Tv Gun Remote   Buy/Info>>>   The coolest possible way to change the channel. While sat on your fat, lazy, bottom...   Price: £TBA

USB Hamster   Buy/Info>>>   This little guy runs along as you type and can brighten up a dull day at the office...   Price: £TBA

Interactive Robot   Buy/Info>>>   Highly sophisticated, prograbable robot. So advanced that he can solve a Rubix cube with his feet...   Price: £TBA

Battle Helicopters   Info/Buy>>>   State of the art mini helicopters, fight each other mid air with onboard lasers which disable the opponent...   Price: £TBA

Desktop Mini Racing   Buy/Info>>>   Re-enact the Italian rob while you're supposed to be working, with these mini racers, perfect birthday gift...   Price: £TBA

Trapped Rat   Buy/Info>>>   This rat will riggle about trying to get free while complaining about being stuck, shouldn't have stuck his nose in a mouse trap then, the stupid twat...   Price: £TBA

USB Finger Dance Mat   Buy/Info>>>   Simply the best thing you can do with your fingers! Stick them in a cardboard John Travolta and have a boogie...   Price: £TBA

Sumo Wars   Buy/Info>>>   No witty description needed here; it is a toy where you can battle fat men from japan, it really sells itself...   Price: £TBA

Desktop Swearing Punchbag   Buy/Info>>>   Foul mouthed desktop punchbag, great for releasing stress...   Price: £TBA

USB Bouncer   Buy/Info>>>   If ya names not down you're not comin in. This guy will protect your computer by handing out patronising warnings...   Price: £TBA